matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(Source: drake-ramoray)

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

sirmitchell:

The arm folding intros for the World Cup always keep me entertained. Enjoy the best one, and some of the worst ones. 

"How does I fold arms?"

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  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

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50starsand13bars:

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

thebatglare:

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"Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-"

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"Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-"

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